Ltsdragons
Caldwell, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML
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Ltsdragons 19
OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD
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Clawsified 6
Volunteer with her.
Demoniq 25
Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!
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Demoniq 25
Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!
snackfood0 15
Id be more worried if it talked back.
tony1891 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you should try internet chat rooms instead
iLike2Teabag 27
Oh yeah because strangers showing you their dicks is much better than talking to food.
tony1891 22
thats a good point. coming from Someone whos id is ilike2teabag.
devildog562 33
Ice for that burn Mr. Teabag?
Ltsdragons 19
Some Internet chat rooms are full of people who like to show pictures of their food
iLike2Teabag 27
Touché.
worldclassrager 41
Reminds me of The Phantom Tollbooth a bit...(book) Well foods do talk...Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper did in Blues Clues...
TiiBags 15
That show was the shit when I was a kid...
worldclassrager 41
With Steve...good times...
alkatline 25
Don't forget their baby, Paprika
tygerarmy 35
Were you at least talking to Mrs. Butterworth?
pinkster2014 25
Or Aunt Jamima?
Ichiya 29
Uncle Ben
worldclassrager 41
Hungry Jack?
Eleora 19
Betty Crocker?
zahra_786 19
It happens to us all in some shape or form. Sometimes when drowning in coursework and feeling socially deprived, I turn on my TV just to feel like I have company :')
devildog562 33
I think a lot of people do this. I know I do when I can't sleep all night or listen to music.
Ltsdragons 19
OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD
Clawsified 6
Volunteer with her.
NeatNit 33
they say that time is money... maybe you should start spending money big time so you don't have as much time going to waste?
haliacc 17
Sorry OP! Maybe try and get a pet if you feel this way regularly.
marcelmg 10
Give it a day and then the food will say something back with a splash!
JMichael 26
You're supposed to eat your food OP, not make friends with it.
randompizzaguy 17
Food picks you up when you're down and never leaves. I can confidently say it's my best friend.
boxers4lyfe 17
The Sharks in finding nemo disagree. "Fish are friends, not food."
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Well,if you eat your food,it'll eventually leave you...just takes a day.
ARetardedSeal 24
So what did you talk about?