Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
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Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Top comments
snazz23 20
My dad likes to fill water bottles with carbonated water and mix them amongst the other water bottle so you guzzle it unexpectedly.
cheeeksss 29
This reminds me of Drake and Josh.
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Comments (51)
M3DO 24
Lmao
cheeeksss 29
This reminds me of Drake and Josh.
mds9986 24
Mountain fizz and moca cola
SixthSinEnvy 39
What a waste of perfectly good soda.
ShadowStarEXE 35
Amateur bar-tending 101.
snazz23 20
My dad likes to fill water bottles with carbonated water and mix them amongst the other water bottle so you guzzle it unexpectedly.
IcedSapphire 27
Is your dad Satan?
AyeJay101 25
Let's just hope they're other beverages and not another liquid that one wouldn't normally drink.
Enslaved 38
Well you did noticed. Start drinking out of individual cans to prevent further tampering.
Lonewolf148 18
Drink water..
pancakebunny 19
Lol see number #5
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Idea to get them back: dilute all their drinks with water. Not enough for it to be disgusting, but just enough that the drink tastes 'off'.
cheeeksss 29
I almost thought you were referring to the FML where OP's family diluted their soda in an attempt to save money. Lol
Tripartita 45
Welcome to FML. Consider yourself lucky that he's not mixing in other completely different substances or bodily fluids and congratulations on the published story! :)
swanheart 35
Agreed. As fml stories go this one is pretty tame! Although I suppose op has no way of knowing for sure that their fiancé didn't put anything worse than soda in their drinks....