Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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DreMaMa 0
Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
lmmmr 0
Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!
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Comments (202)
mc0carrie 0
FYL for having a dad that has a scrabble dictionary
virgo_2220 0
wow this is sad.. but hey atleast you ended up in the right place
chunkofchange 0
these FMLs make less sense as time goes on
Nomad609 0
SO FYL because.....? you brought a dictionary?! OH WOW THE WORLDS DEFINITELY GONNA END!!!!!!!!!!!! **** YOUR LIFE MAN THAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO MANKIND!!!!!!!! Seriously, put it down and beer pong with them.
sweetheart5292 0
hahaha my thoughts exactly. =]
shewouldmd 0
honestly this is maryland people why is this a surprise to anyone that we wouldbe playing pong at all hours anyday everyday
Someone_somewere 7
how is this an fml?? beer pong sounds like more fun than playing scrabble
samgo27 0
exactly. this isn't really an fml, because your friends would probably just be like, oh a scrabble dictionary - nice cover for your parents.
sfgfan10 0
uh, why is this an fml?
btuwo 0
do u live in a very conservative nonforgiving area or someting? no one i ever know uses "scrabble tournament" to hide a beer pong tourny... or anything really.
themoonglows 0
... i would only believe this fml if your friend is a nerd... who even plays scrabble?