Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
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Comments (159)
noName123456 0
funny I'm a tard
easylazy 0
Don't worry--- it's probably worth more than your car anyway
suaveneanderthal 0
so i can't possibly imagine this happening to anyone. wow
flakes_fml 0
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. MLIA
harshallmeim69 9
nobody cares if you're first you empty-headed octopus-****** stop being such a dingbat
dracer 0
The little joys are the best?
haney66 0
no but night at the museum is.
kmander93 0
you're ridiculous, though I would do the same
pickles256 0
i thought i was the only one.
minidinosaurgoes 9
^same
halolord01 2
That is really sad, funny but sad. (I would probobly do somthing similar thow :)
gdude756 0
All I can say is WOW
musiclover81493 0
So a Night at the Museum Happy meal toy cost you how much in car damages? I hope it was worth it, but it's kinda understandable because those things are awesome ;).
Failzoid 0
YES THAT IS AN EPIC PRIZE
justdance45 0
wow.... thats sad
karllii 0
wowowowo your sad:)
TheCommenter 0
Gotta love those little toys!
littlemisslee 0
Haha! That was pole-ar! Get it? Polar? Pole-ar? Polar means cool? Okay, i'm a nerd, too.
harshallmeim69 9
dingus