Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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DreMaMa 0
Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
lmmmr 0
Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!
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Comments (202)
eoismynameo 0
this isn't an FML. an FML would be you are told you're going to play beer pong and they have scrabble instead
FL4M1NGxJ3W 0
U couldve told ur friends it was to convince ur dad even more so not really an fml
BaghdadAssUp 0
I agree. Getting high is another way.
Chfanfiction 0
First of all, I'm Jewish and I'm not very religious. Second of all, don't tell me to "lighten up." Third, drinking a LOT and getting drunk is really, really ******* stupid. Why do people enjoy losing control of themselves anyway?
Nightfallz 0
THIS IS NOT A FML.
Nightfallz 0
Also chfanfiction your retarded. Beer pong isn't about drinking to have a good time. It is about having a good time while drinking with your best pals. Lighten up you church going bitchass
Silver_Lion 0
lol he was probably talking in code
eighthchord 0
I'm going to be honest, I get pretty excited about scrabble. Nobody I know plays it though. :(
brrrx 0
Hey, you still ended up at a party playing beerpong. Not really an FML, wish I was there.
YDIbrah 0
Scrabble is the BEST game ever! Sucks that your friends are lame drunks.
luvmuffin12 0
That's sooo much better than scrabble!! Definately not an FML