Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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your_mother 0
Wow. Sucks for you. FYL
ozzie_and_pepper 0
wow you should wear underwear for god sakes I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ozzie_and_pepper 0
btw if are the peron I think you are then I saw you it was hilarious, my friends and I were laughing so hard when we saw you:P
suaveneanderthal 0
look guys comment number three!
inerdablanket 4
or 88?
Reyo 2
OP: What were you wearing? Spandex? Either way, at least wear SOMETHING. I know sweaty boxers suck, but wait untill you get home to go full on commando. It feels great. I should know. We have pretty much the same weather you do here and I had to work/school all day. When I finally got home I just stripped naked and collapsed on my bed. Thank God for no roomates!
kinkoa 0
You should have worn something other than khakis thats common sense i think YDI for being a longhorn im a sooner from konawa, oklahoma
metawarr556 3
Yeah, I mean, if you're going commando, why would you wear khakis?
hi5534 3
look douche, noone cares :D (reply to burried comment)
nood_fml 0
gag Texas weather is nothing....well only in the summer lately....we are really starting to feel global warming...
lizzilla8297 2
Texas weather does NOT suck, asshole. UT is the BEST colledge EVER.
aerosenna 0
righttttttt frm Canada huh?
softball_nerd_24 10
As I fellow victim of Texas weather, I can verify OP's FML. Texas weather TOTALLY sucks.
ExorcistParrot 11
But it's hot as hell, and I know that when it gets hot here, I'm not am wearing any damn layers I don't ******* have to. Then again, I'm wearing sweatshirts and jeans in 100+ degree weather....
EnvyMe33 26
Apparently it’s not because you can’t even spell right. It’s college not colledge.
fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
22cute 17
Boxer briefs! They are the solution.
EnvyMe33 26
Clean underwear
Knockyoudown 0
loll.
CountDuk 5
I guess you musts been on "crack"!! lmao
bhamailbox 0
on "crack"? seriously? PJ much??lol...
whatastory 0
Guys should not be going commando, especially to school. Yuck.
spoo 24
bah, grow a pair.... you are in school, people staring at you like that may increase your chances to meeting women
JiggstheMan 0
keep um clean. always wear underwear.
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
CRrawsum 7
OMG!!! yes it is ha
stevenJB 25
Try south Dakota. Hot as a bitch in the summer and so cold during winter :(
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Your hot is 85-90 degrees F. Texas hit is 95-105-? Degrees F
19990231 29
Last summer in Minnesota we have 107 degree weather in the summer and -52 in the winter.
accidentalsheep 24
Let's just take a moment of silence for Arizona, which can climb to 120°F
CharlotteRx 4
butt cracks are disgusting ! :(
liecake 0
Yes, a natural body part found on all human beings is revolting.
hot_tamale 0
LOL I feel ya. And I was down in Austin 10 days ago :). But it may be smarter to just wear something more lightweight? Khakis...as in pants? If so, YDI
allmidnighteyes 11
LOL. Swamp ass is NEVER fun though, but you should still wear underwear. And at least WEAR SHORTS, not khakis if it's swampass environment. Christ... YDI.