Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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DreMaMa 0
Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
lmmmr 0
Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!
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delly_fml 0
I can tell it's bettr then scrabble but wats beer pong?
xgogreen 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong
TigressUK 0
Scrabble is awesome.
Hummingbird114 0
Ugh, this IS an FML. Scrabble is fun but I don't care what brand you buy, beer tastes like shit. He probably thought his friends were going to have a non-alcoholic party and didn't expect to walk in to everyone getting drunk off their asses. Sorry dude, that sucks. I feel bad for you. I'd much rather play a game of scrabble than drink even one sip of that crap! ...now if it was cocktail pong, we might have another story on our hands. lol
Chfanfiction 0
Beer pong is ******* stupid. And anybody who needs to get drunk to have fun needs to reconsider.
fmlxxxx 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong
jnic 0
Psh, I love scrabble and I love partying with some good drinks. Your life isn't ******! Too bad beer tastes like piss, I hope they had something else too... if that's why your life is ******, then okay, I'll give you that one.
usmeagles 0
This sucks but you deserve it for actually bringing a "scrabble dictionary" thats just nerdy even if everyone is playing scrabble. I still think the fml I posted on here sucks more than this, it didnt get posted though. I guess an fml has to be stupid for it to get on the website these days
happygoluckyhh 0
Excuse me number 1? I love to play scrabble. People actually DO play scrabble. I can see YOU don't, considering you are dumber than a post.
kamranbird 0
at least ur dad is cool... he didnt make fun of you. i wouldnt either =D
nikki1001 0
omg that is really cute actually, I love your dad