Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
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Comments (161)
ekb294 4
ouch!!
mtlooney225 0
You could have sold it and got me money for the ring than how much that guy was worth. sorry OP.):
TheGhostbuster 0
YDI actually date a nice guy next time instead of some loser
mtlooney225 0
more** not me.haha
Susieee_Q 9
The tan will fade.... Don't worry about that. I'm sorry OP, but be happy that this came up before the marriage happened, & not after. At least you're not with him anymore.
awesomeooo3 0
Suncream? But yeah what a dick, you should have sold the ring to get back at you. It was yours anyway seeing as he gave it to you.
a_nutritionist 10
@21 girls who go to the beach to "show off" their engagement ring, end up falling asleep and getting badly sunburnt dont usually end up dating anyone above their own level. she really shouldnt be surprised.
Ella1782 0
@50, I'm going to have to disagree. Most newly engaged women "show off" their engagement rings to their friends, whether it's a giant diamond or a plain silver band. It's part of the excitement of just getting engaged, not a reflection of her "level".
Awahso 25
wouldn't have been right to sell the ring.
a_nutritionist 10
oh i was under the impression she was going to the beach to show it off to anyone and everyone. this i would call egotism. but if shes just showing her friends then i agree that is typical female behaviour, something i dont personally condone, but not uncommon. my mistake.
dre_bro11 12
58, but yea, her husband cheating on her is.
xk75 4
yes it would have. op why give it back? he gave it to you, promising to marry you, and HE broke that promise by being a cheating lowlife. he probably proposed hoping you'd tweak out and dump him.
wisky_fml 5
it's like the hangover! teddys in the elevator!!
smellymellyy 7
10 - i thought you said it wouldnt happen again?
z620 0
You had to go to the beach to show off the ring?
zuzupetalsYO 11
what are you worried about more, not getting married or a stupid tan line? lol you should hav sold the ring, he GAVE it to you.
Lopee069 4
owned
deathmetalkill 3
Yes.
btnhdude 0
Probably.
mexicotoucher 7
definitely
Carpy 8
Possibly
jellitonoctopus 19
not exactly
trimmerr 1
negitive
ohmygaaawsh29 0
negative*
Gondile 4
I dunno...
tencalories 3
HOLY SHIT
fairymacabre 7
c-c-combo breaker!
NomOnShroomz 14
My hand is a dolphin!!!
BShady96 0
first complete sentence .. kinda
NomOnShroomz 14
No Sir, this is the first complete sentence in the comments on this comment.
holymolybro 0
Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.
geeksaresexy 18
She clearly should have sold the ring..
Carpy 8
She'll get over it. Tan lines don't last forever.
RandomGirl19 0
yeah but if she tries going dating everyone will think she's lying about single so it kinda does suck
frolick123 0
diamonds r forever tan lines go away pretty fast... oh and ur fiance was coming clean in hopes ud be forgiving hell never make that mistake again (coming clean not the cheating)
bjnono001 20
You do know in many states there is a law that requires you to give the engagement ring back?
Peachy2392 26
If my fiancé cheated, I'd kill him. Then I don't have to give him the ring back. Joking of course, but seriously, I'm not giving the ring back if he's the one that cheated. Especially if he doesn't have the balls to tell me to my damn face.
mexicotoucher 7
If only there was some way to get a fake tan ...oh wait...
UtterCatastrophe 4
win :)
catatonicsleep 17
Lots of people NEVER take their engagement ring off, regardless of where they are...
jBordeniv 0
Well ain't that a bitch.
atomicbaboon 0
are you more upset about the tanline or the fact that your boyfriend/fiancé was cheating on you?
hiyourcute 0
She's upset because she'll have the tan line for a while and whenever she looks at it she'll be reminded of what happened. Duh.
GreenMaze 0
could have keep the ring.jk
geeksaresexy 18
Could have sold the ring at least :p
awesomeooo3 0
Or she could buy a different non-engagement ring to cover the tan line I suppose
DaySetsFire 2
women who cheat are scum
hellokat1 0
Anyone who cheats is scum.
NomOnShroomz 14
People in general are scum
scrapmetal58 9
C-C-C-Crucio!
laurbear12 3
men and women who cheat are scum :)
TONE731 0
scum is scum :)
heyitsdiamond 5
All of you stfu
YacL 15
Mr. Sketch markers are your friend. They also smell incredible.
just_a_dude_ 0
It'll go away. At least you aren't pregnant with his baby. THAT would change things.
MarcyMarc 4
well at least he told you before you go married...
amritsidhu6 0
haha that must reallllyyy ******* suck... btw just spray tan over that shiet