Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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iamray 2
did they enjoy them?
Buttsexpirate 9
"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"
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Comments (72)
lightzonlycast 2
It's 2012, who sends dirty e-mails anymore? That's why they invented sexting
KatieKupcake4195 9
As Red Foreman would say: DUMBASS!
LouisianaBob 9
Any constructive criticism?
KeyLoLoKye 0
The family that emails everyone... Stays together?
livvikay913 1
What about texting?
vbmg152 19
do you know that texts, emails, posts (like this) are gonna be out in cyber space somewhere forever! I don't post anything I don't want my grandchildren to read! They're old enough to use the Internet now & I can imagine them looking up Grandma & Grandpa & finding nude pics or nasty emails!! No thanks! Keep that stuff for pencil & paper or speak it or better yet, keep it to yourself!
babeyface 0
Wtf dirty emails??? Wow why don't u just hop on the freakin pony express!!!
hateevryone 15
emails? why don't you just text?
Thorzix 23
Not everyone has a cellphone.
justinhere 3
Back in my day we would write dirty letters. The year was 1843.........
caniko4f 0
It happend to me 2