Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
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redbluegreen 41
Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.
georgie2486 0
They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.
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hpnerd 0
Awkward. But not FML worthy.
the_hero_of_time 0
lies girls don't poop
redbluegreen 41
Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.
chaos753159 4
Except vampiers they only drink blood so ther is no poop
kay2kay 1
Even male vampires get monthlies then. it would only make sense!
alexgisforme3 0
eww :(. id be pissed at that kid, and wouldnt wanna do my business in a public stall bathroom anyway...quite honestly id rather go in my pants in that case.
heyitskris 0
kids say the darnest things hehe
danielleeycakes 3
So you're saying you'd rather shit your pants instead of using a public rest room..?
georgie2486 0
They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.
Night22_fml 4
If you started making noises, they would've left. Also, what kind of mom wouldn't scold her child for watching?
Darth_Taco 14
Oh God! That use to happen to me all the time! Now I don't use public restrooms. I'm too traumatized! D: You poor bastard.
hi_from_HI 0
Brat! I would not blame you for whatever gruesome act you may have inflicted on her afterwards.
rmm 0
:| you don't poop in public bathrooms YDI because of that! But HAHAHA, this did make me laugh
tayza249 20
If you gotta go, you gotta go..
SluttyMcNugget 0
That stupid ****!! Sue her for invasion of privacy.....lol jk. I would have told on her mommy, I actually would, that's just sick (and not in the good way).
AK 2
Oh God. FYL. I feel violated just reading this.