Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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iamray 2
did they enjoy them?
Buttsexpirate 9
"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"
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iamray 2
did they enjoy them?
jonriise18 3
Probably not... At least it went that way. Instead of OP's mom finding em and liking em. It could have gone a very, very awkward/disturbing/awesome other route.
Mekeritrig 15
Fun for the whole family!
marinus_fml 20
What's wrong with texting and/or facebooking each other? I didnt think people still send emails besides for business related purposes. Especially among teens.
alexwarfield333 1
Hey 14, Liverpool sucks!
capper44 18
Well dude its their wish that how they wanna communicate... However y the hell email is accessible by whole family, its weird danqqq
Llama_Face89 34
Ouch. Didn't see that one coming did you? Hopefully they still let you see her.
nadyy14 8
I'm sure they'll understand. Because they probably did it when they were young and dating ;) lol
perdix 31
There wasn't e-mail when they were young and dating! They may have sent dirty faxes, or, you are not going to believe this: they may have written dirty thoughts on a sheet of paper with a "pen" or a "pencil." That's the way we did it, old school!
Marcelb 17
Actually old school would have been with a feather and a bottle of ink. And a sheet of parchment. :) Although I doubt her parents would've used that, obviously...
Feklfekl2222 32
You never checked that it was her personal email? And she never told you it was shared? 0__o
Cazzybum 11
Yeah that's a weird one. Did he send dirty ones before she went away too? Who doesn't have a personal private email these days anyway?
nava1210 12
20 - a lot of people...
sadistmonkey 19
Maybe it was her personal email but she just has a nosy family.
dayzz1 10
I just hope there weren't any pictures...
markrs 0
What would be worst is if the family responded back to him and he enjoyed it O.o "Hey ma! Read what OP's bf sent!" *glances over* "Tell him he better ride my vajayjay like a rollercoaster and show me tricks the kids are doing these days..."
Buttsexpirate 9
"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"
zombicidal 11
what a filthy email at least he didn't say he wanted to smooch her no-no area
TDD228 2
Well that blows.
imababeee 0
Keep it in your pants boy!
skinnylea 0
What else is he supposed to do?
Mister_Triangle 21
He can not send dirty emails. Who the **** does that anyways?
speedy420 0
your so cute ^-^ rawrrr
bobbeta30 14
Don't send things you don't want to be seen.
Pentium_4 27
kind of strange. who shares an email address? since dial up at least....
DrJesse 10
Also,who uses email to communicate with their significant other?
MerrikBarbarian 9
I dunno. I don't share an email, but I may end up sharing a Facebook with my mom since we both hate Facebook and don't want people contacting us there. We just want to use it enough to collect photos people send us. By sharing it it dissuades most from contacting us directly on Facebook, instead needing to use the email requested to reach us privately. Maybe op doesn't like email and prefers phones... Or op could just have a super nosy family.
chelledlollie95 0
Haha I used to all the time, but now I give my #. That makes a whole lot more since.
NippsSlipps 10
This reminds me of the family guy scene with Morgan Freeman's voice. "Like a Twinkie. Like a Twinkie."
NippsSlipps 10
Also, the scene where the family reads Meg's diary.
Pelreskovich 11
That's hot. What's whole family? ..aunts, uncles, cousins, or just her parents/siblings? ..either way, damn son. Good luck, I wish you the best!