Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
Correction: 'moving miles to break up with your boyfriend.' Oh, how thoughtful!!
Readoll 13
Send her back yours...
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arkin5 4
Miles ?!
Ramanella 26
Yes, it is a word used for measurement of long lengths. Just like yards or kilometres.
skilova4lifezzz 19
#3 if they don't know what miles are I highly doubt they know what yards are.
Ambient25 25
If they haven't heard that a mile is a form of measurement then I'm pretty sure they're not people.
Ambient25 25
Poor Niles, he got moved so OP could be with her boyfriend. The ultimate friendzone.
vencku 13
I think what #1 asks - and what I also wonder about - is how many miles. Two? Three? Five thousand? Because OP is being so vague, it makes me think she didn't move very far. It's still a pain she moved for nothing, but the distance does make a difference in whether family and friends are closeby.
Zebediabolical 45
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm pretty sure yards aren't a measurement of long lengths. Just sayin'
shyeahh_fml 19
77, miles aren't then either. Instead we'd use light years, astronomical units, or parsecs, which still can be rather short considering the vast distances in the universe. "Long lengths" is highly subjective.
myeviltwin 20
Depends on what you are measuring. A yard of carpeting not very big. A yard of p**** freaking scary big :P
Rainhawk94 27
Listen to buzz lightyear he knows what he's taking about
MrBoredomioo 18
What is p****?
illegalbeagle69 23
Pizza
Bloink 25
Correction: 'moving miles to break up with your boyfriend.' Oh, how thoughtful!!
Ryanstheman14 3
you mean ex boyfriend and you told her whats up right?!
perdix 31
#4, today, I was going to give thanks that I did not see the dreaded "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" cliche for once. Well, you ruined it! I guess now I'll just watch football all day with a pitcher of gravy and vodka.
Zebediabolical 45
Mmmmmm. Delicious Gravokda.
Kamon97 23
Better start packing again
kinky44 28
*Gravodka. Go home #78 youre drunk
ItsAnanya 25
Ouch. Well OP I really hope you talked about this with your boyfriend and made him your ex. You'll find someone better than him who deserves you.
ashtic 20
Personally I'd be going along the yelling route versus the talking...
ItsAnanya 25
I might be weird for this but honestly every time I do something wrong and people yell at me, I always feel the need to shut em by doing something worse - like stapling their tongue to their lips. But it's when people give the silent treatment and look at you with disappointment shining through their eyes and you realise that you are not even worth them yelling at you ... That's when the guilt hits hard and I actually feel sorry.
Readoll 13
Send her back yours...
iAlissa 34
This is either perfect revenge or utter creepiness. Either way, I like how you think.
skilova4lifezzz 19
That's where you send back yours, then he gets neither of you.
skilova4lifezzz 19
In case anyone gives me shit for copying #6. Their comment was different when I posted and they changed it after reading mine.
Xalandra 17
Because it's a competition or something.... No one gives a damn. Grow up.
Ambient25 25
Sorry #7, the check for $64,000 was yours, but after reading #6 I'm just going to have to go chronological on you.
unlucky_04 10
#7 - Your cookie goes to #6
Rainhawk94 27
Wow people take their likes seriously
emirie 21
#11, do you ever have anything nice or intelligent to say?
MrBoredomioo 18
Did he ever make jokes about this "other girlfriend" like that other crazy boyfriend elsewhere in the FML-verse?
BrookieAnn 19
Amateur doesn't even password protect his computer. Tsk tsk.
misUnderstood23 9
U sound like one of those cheaters.
BrookieAnn 19
To cheat would assume I have a boyfriend, and we all know I'm too ugly to have one .
cyttex 13
Confidence issues much 14?
BrookieAnn 19
Yeah, but oh well :)
BellaBear90 27
*fishing for compliments much.
mstoffel 13
Like a password would stop you. Especially on Windows.
Ambient25 25
This attempt to fish for compliments gave me cancer...
BrookieAnn 19
I think my intentions have been misunderstood, I'm not fishing for compliments and I can see how my wording conveyed that. My bad.
fmlallthetyme 23
I tried fishing for compliments once. Caught a nice salmon instead.
perdix 31
#36, if you don't have a boyfriend, don't blame your looks. You appear to be quite doable.;) Beware of the Internet -- I hear there are lots of creepers out there.
Rainhawk94 27
No. You know what #14 you're right, you are ugly, with that self esteem
Parkour_rocks 20
#47 I just wanted to say that made me laugh. Also, why is everyone being so harsh? I'm pretty sure she meant it as a joke.
BrookieAnn 19
#119 thank you! someone gets it
shhhaaarrron 12
It's time to dump him :)
Ksweety_fml 27
Time to move out.