Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Heart to heart
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
RandomIdiot 3
If your sister used your nick to chat, your gf probably thought it was you. ... and yes , i do hate myself a bit for killing the whole lesbian fantasy thing
podrummer9209 0
That's interesting, hahah. Kinda hot, but awkward for the sister thing. #11, shut the **** up. Most of the girls I know talk about sex more than I do, and when you issue rash generalizations about the male population like that, it makes the ones that don't actually think about sex all the time, myself included, want to kick you in the ovaries so you can't pollute the Earth with more of your sexist, arrogant brats.
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Comments (78)
Needlenose 0
Shit. AgentJackSeven beat me to it.
mells105 0
OP deserves it for useing the term cyber sex XD
Lolocaust 0
omg. can i come over?
dragonstrike94 8
Id be all over that incest or not
babe7260 30
Omg
goofy4123 8
Too far...
RandomIdiot 3
If your sister used your nick to chat, your gf probably thought it was you. ... and yes , i do hate myself a bit for killing the whole lesbian fantasy thing
0___0 9
;'( I WANTED A LESBIAN FANTASY!! RANDOMIDIOT WHY DID YOU RUIN IT :((((((((((((((((
ifbrockd 0
I'll give u a fantasy ;)
elfknight 0
Long story, short: I married one of my sister's ex-girl-toys. I did get to hear the comment "If she wasn't you sister we'd have a 3some."
popoman 0
You should have a threesome. You won't know if you'll like it, unless you try.
SkoomaKi 28
With his sister..? Very unlikely my friend.
broken_heart_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
UMMMM EWWWWWWW DISTUBINGG .. WHY DO GUYSS ALWAYS WANTT ONEE THINGG IT PISSES ME OFF
Sinamoi 18
Is your caps lock key jammed at the bottom of your keyboard?
ScreamingDay 0
#11's name just gives it all away.
Rebey 6
Umm #11 you do realize that it was the sister and maybe the gf (if she knew it was the sis) that were being perverted and sexulizing themselves? Srsly calm yourself.
ashleyloller 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha :p awh.
leye 0
maybe your sister was pretending to be you...I did that to my brother once...or maybe your gf really is a lesbian...
podrummer9209 0
That's interesting, hahah. Kinda hot, but awkward for the sister thing. #11, shut the **** up. Most of the girls I know talk about sex more than I do, and when you issue rash generalizations about the male population like that, it makes the ones that don't actually think about sex all the time, myself included, want to kick you in the ovaries so you can't pollute the Earth with more of your sexist, arrogant brats.
raincookie 0
yeah i agree, i'm a girl and i think some guys are like that, but it's ignorant to make a generalization like that. it's like saying all girls are either stupid ***** or arrogant feminists.
injuryftl 0
#14 i lol'd when you said "want to kick you in the ovaries" x] but I agree not all guys think about sex all the time (me included) generalization is annoying !
NikkiMeMcLovin 4
Lmfao. Ah you're funny. You're also right. I've had guys tell me I'm TOO much of a pervert. Strange I know. Lol.
ifbrockd 0
i love u 4 posting that no ****
BumpkinsBigBash 8
creepy
flyinggremlin 0
...can I have pics and the chat dialog?