Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
iamray 2
did they enjoy them?
Buttsexpirate 9
"Well when I said that I was gonna stick my ding dong in her hoo-hah Mr. OP's girlfriend's dad, I meant that I was gonna show her some cool party tricks with hostess cakes!"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (72)
TheNinjaBacon 8
Hey its valentines day right? So who cares
Latina12102003 0
lmao id be sooo embarassed lol
julygirl18 8
Who the hell use email. What are like in the 80's?
giggitygoo12 7
Well that's good to know ay?
ywolfgl 21
Parent's shouldn't have access to that email! That's not ok!
lloyd123 17
lol! too bad! maybe they'll laugh it off and forget?? :P
quinn1184 25
let's get modern and use TEXTING. I don't get why people even use email to communicate anyore, unless its for buissness.
nicholasj96 9
Ever heard of texting ?
doglover100 29
Was it her personal email account.
fantasyworld 39
Why do they have access to her email?