Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
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quickbarn 0
Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!
redlipsalsa 0
Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
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Sorgenlos 0
I had something similar happen to me. I sneezed while my head was turned in an awkward position which caused a muscle spasm in my neck. I was unable to move for a few hours, had to stay home for the next few days, and wasn't even allowed to carry my backpack around for the next two weeks. On top of that, when I got back to school all the people who normally wouldn't have noticed my absence made me recount my story, and everyone thought I was lying about being incapacitated by a sneeze. FML
doctorwhoissexy 0
Wow must suck! :'(
tbeaun 0
Benny Hill would of been jealous of that one!
Henrius_fml 0
Noname has been having some bad days, I hope they get better soon
Commentator_fml 0
Only a few people here have posted real comments, the rest must entertain yourself by laughing at something that could be very serious.
HamsteronA 0
stuff that, it really is funny! I l'dol at this for ages. laughED out loud, not laugh out louded
gabbyh 0
LOLLL omg are you okay?!?! shit.... seriously that sounds like something that would happen to me, that's why I laughed so much.... haha. props to your wife =]
ifdup187 0
well, at least you have a good wife! That's love! Hope that you are better!
strawberryswirl 0
Who the hell put that you deserved this???
Laughing_is_cool 4
thats terrible, i can't even imagine sneezing THAT hard and my sneezes are huge
lilmizgmnast 0
HAHAHAH OMG. thats funny. but also very unfortunate :[ i'm sorry this had to happen to you.
ELAINEsaysWOOF 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO HAHA LOL