Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
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quickbarn 0
Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!
redlipsalsa 0
Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
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Comments (69)
Shyman4ever 0
This sounds really fake but the image of it is extremely funny.
lovesanaix413 0
unlike others, i didnt laugh. thank god you have a wife as wonderful as you do. hope you recover.
richboii 0
same here its kinda hard to imagine laying there for hours
Honda288 2
Still rolling on the floor hahaha wow that's ****** hillarious
sundlun 0
日本のどこから来ましたか？？
jaybrown 0
It says so in the little parenthesis! A place called Fukuoka or something
skittlesxobabie 0
LMFAOO ! funniest shit I ever read. this made my day . FYL (:
TBZ_fml 0
omg omg LMAOOO SHIT AND PISS LOLOLOLOLOL im sorry, but why u shit ureself?
whatsmccraken 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Funniest FML by far. My first favorite!
Trevv 0
holy s*** that sucks. bigtime
dachomeslice 0
omfg I woke up covered in shit and piss one time too! NOT. HAHAHA Loser!
chowderpowpow 0
hahahah poor thing