Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Top comments
oh_dee 0
Wow, this sucks a lot (especially if you really loved her), but it's a good thing that you broke up...cheating shouldn't be tolerated and she should feel guilty for what she did. I'm not sure if I would have the strength to give a guy another chance if he cheated on me.
mezsed 0
Fail.
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yoshi359 0
fyl
AlcaSMT 0
Wear sunglasses.
LTMcleod 0
or only allow her to see your other head, and make sure she takes proper care haha
Enoch134 0
sadly this happen to me :( yet when I tried to tell her it didn't matter I still loved her she walked away 4 weeks later I found out she is spreading rumors that I beat her 0.o (I did not) now I can't get a date:(
Horde 8
this is BS, her weak excuse to dump you. She don't love you anymore, just don't have the balls to tell you straight.
TheRipper_fml 0
Does it really matter? Being drunk is no excuse. The girl has hoe tendencies. It's better to end it now and not have to deal with it again in the future.
TheSexynator 0
spoon out ur eyes so she cnt look at dem
brianred5 0
exactly what 7 said
bleedinginside 0
ahhahahhaha OP's nickname is "Dumped"
TuthDoc 0
sounds like a selfish immature brat, who won't really take responsibility for her actions. you're better off.
deepbluesea 1
If you have people willing to testify to what they heard, you may want to consider a deafamation of character lawsuit.
thor89 0
She has moré balls than you
boomboompow1985 0
what the **** is up with bicyhes these days. either they cheat on ya or can't get over their exes. **** and chuck is the way to go these days my fellow brothers.
theian01 3
Best to get rid of her and move on. She blamed herself and that's all there is to it. it's her fault. Easy to move on from.
amatayo 0
wowzer bowzer
chew4220 0
ya dude thats some bullshit man fyl
fortmilleer 0
ydi for being a submissive bitch
lildrummerboy47 0
I never drink with my girlfriend and if I do we agree to stay with each other because of precisely reasons like this.
KiDD66 0
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haha 1st!(: anywho its good that y'all broke up if she cheated on you 1s whos to say she wont do it again so be happy thats over
mezsed 0
Fail.
Averizzle 0
Nice try kid, try again next time.
do20ss 4
Kidd u got some bigotatas for 12 yrs old....u need a tutor? lol o wrong fml lol
Kcired 0
wow, selfish bitch, Fyl man :( fail to #2
Ouroboros_fml 0
Next time your would-be anniversary rolls around, send her an anniversary card, but cross out whatever is written inside and write "Tipsy Tipsy Trollup" and draw a stickfigure of a drunken ***** with a sign around her neck reading "Handjobs 25 cents, ******** $2, the works, $5"
VampirePenguin 0
WIN
sourgirl101 29
#114 that is too funny! I'm picturing the drawing! Seems that Op would rather be with a hoe then alone. Sorry for your heartbreak. Don't worry there are still plenty of hoes out there to replace her.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Kind of sounds what I did. I wasn't drunk nor did I cheat. I simply felt bad because I liked another guy. Am I an idiot for doing that? yep
SnickerDoodleSux 0
your not an idiot, your just mexican.
xJaypex 0
jackass
SnickerDoodleSux 0
dont feed da troll
Boddmon 0
Why the hell did my post get deleted? I was making fun of the last commentator's use of the word 'your' instead of 'you're' Jeez!
TheSexynator 0
bcuz ur not snickerdoodles :P
Boddmon 0
Aw, my comment is back but makes no sense now since the previous comment is gone. Boo!
lickmyjock 0
your life is good now, no fml
vaenwt 0
agree, you just don't stay with a girl who cheats on you
EllyH 0
well, that's what guilt does to some people..
BeeSkwaird 0
Why is it that I know *a lot* of girls who think this way, and not one guy who does?
tiancai 0
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Too much unnecessary details, the first sentence is enough to constitute an FML. Who cares why she dumped you and for what reasons, since you would have dumped the ***** anyway (unless you are retarded, or desperate, or a wimp with no balls).
UrLiFsuX 4
sounded like an excuse and she likes the "other guy" to me, but either way... fyl
sublimaze 6
agreed. sounds like she found another c0ck she wants to ride
xtrmtrig 0
Typical female BS excuses...
m11583 0
Wow, this is word for word what happened to me, and she was from Cali too. Does she live near San Fransisco? So in conclusion "Same B*tch, Different C*nt"