Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML
Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
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frootloop25 0
HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.
manoverboard 0
My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...
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Comments (195)
frootloop25 0
HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.
SodapopCurtisGal 0
Wow. That would be horrible. But im glad you shared, made my day. THANKS
Trevv 0
Sounds like the kind of faux pas I would make...
ARScratch 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
fishing12345 2
Frootloopz
Po1ntBlank 0
like one time there was 5 seconds left in a game, and i yelled 5 secs! -_-
Po1ntBlank 0
like one time there was 5 seconds left in a game, and i yelled 5 secs! -_-
4Legend 0
178/179 - Its even worse the second time
ShadowRaptor 9
Turns out he wasn't wearing a shirt
dontmindme7 9
he deserved it, cause if all of the other team is wearing yellow, why in the world we he say that...
Richieq212 0
maybe they thought you were calling him a simpson?
htownlove 0
lol u made me laugh so much
GiddyXD 0
same here broo. :3
lionkat456 28
That's exactly what I thought when I heard yellow person XD
ejvlols 0
nothings better than good old fashoined racism XD i can totaly see that happening
ZleveL 0
:0 nice pic =O 8====3 ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Sprocket 5
Someone hasn't gotten laid.
Evildude 0
Hahaha that is great FYL
accident_prone1 0
hahahahah thats horrible. But they shouldn't be so sensitve..... or they shouldn't put him in yellow shirts.
iMuffinKat 16
I don't think they're sensitive at all for thinking OP was being racist. Anyone could think he/she was. It's just something you can just put together. Pretty obvious.
manoverboard 0
My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...
may_cause_fail 0
I'm with 5. Unless this kid was unusually small, that would have been unhelpful. Pretty funny though. :D
x3Kiome 0
LMAOLMAO. HAHA. That's funny. xD I'm asian too. :) But it should be fine, just explain to them what you were trying to mean. Haha. It should be fine.
average_girl 0
HAHAHAHA hilarious!!!! but you couldve said the # of the shirt that the kid was wearing.. cuz wouldnt all the kids on tht team be wearing yellow?
sunshyne84_fml 0
You should learn your kids names pronto!
aksweetheart 7
^ *facepalm* he is talking about a kid on the other team, so he probably doesn't know that kids name...