Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
I hate people
United States
Creeps, creeps everywhere!
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
twinkletoes
United States
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
James
Anxious
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bishops Stortford, United Kingdom
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Top comments
grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (134)
ileajaeh 1
I thought that was a normal thing. I have that daily.
perdix 31
If people didn't like your fingers, they'd give you one. ;)
Egao_fml 8
You're insecure, don't know what for.
Haha_oh_wait 4
You have sausage fingers that people will either laugh at or try to eat. Better?
kismentia 10
Fingers aren't a big deal. I'm missing my left pinky due to a childhood accident. Pros: Numerous stories made up to explain it and being able to use "nine fingered bandit" as a gamer name. Cons: Noticeable to men looking for a wedding ring and inability to get away with major crimes without identification. Ehh, life gives you lumps.
pandapoof42 3
I feel the same way all the time..
Calyx_fml 22
Yeah, your fingers are pretty gross. We all poke fun at you about them.
raisin31408 0
Join the club.
pokefan813 16
That just made a burst of laughter fly out of me. xD Anyway your fingers are fine no one can make fun of them. They're just that awesome!
PinkFun1969 9
well as long as there not calling you ET to your face you should be okay...