Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What did I miss?
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Goof
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Romantic gestures
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Better than doing so as a bride i imagine.
TheGewt 7
That, kids, is why you don't lock your knees.
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Comments (51)
Sunyboy 12
That's aweful
baconstrips 12
So is your grammar.
muzy 23
4- Stop being an asswipe.
I_Punch_Babies 7
more like his spelling
toastboy94 2
First!
littlemsweirdo 12
Fail-.-
I_Punch_Babies 7
Better than doing so as a bride i imagine.
baconstrips 12
True, but probably just as awkward and embarrassing.
LookOnBrightSide 12
Yeah, but she probably feels awful about affecting the bride's wedding, whom she must be very close to. I'm sorry to hear that OP. Hope everyone understood your situation. Nervousness is a hell of an emotion. Your adrenal glands went overboard. We've all been there.
cakeddeath 1
Least your not like my friends sister. Drank a bottle of vodka before the service and threw up all over the bride.
starman02 12
Unless the bride is a bridezilla! Either way hope your ok OP!
Tektite 14
It happens! It's embarrassing but what could you do about it. I'm sure people are understanding about it. Definitely didn't deserve it, sorry OP.
hooligyn123 18
I almost did the same as the Maid of Honor in my best friends wedding. My lesson was when your not used to high heels, don't wear them. I locked my knees and almost blacked out.
lex1459 38
That sucks :(
ClassyCommando 13
I know, right? We definitely need more happy stories on this site. What is this, FML or something?
YoshApathy 6
You don't say?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Yes.
XxMoonShadowxX 0
48, ur comment matches your pic -.-
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh you... That's the point!
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Yes 5, there's a button for that. :)
blueandpurpleroc 4
More nervous than the bride?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Way to steal her thunder! Haha, hope you're alright though.
KM96 24
Ouch! That must've been both embarrassing and painful! I hope that you didn't get hurt. Bummer for you OP.
ladyLALAA 29
Agreed, poor OP last time I fainted out a split my lip and chipped a tooth! Ouch, hope you didn't get injured!
curlyfry33 8
At least you weren't the bride, still what could have made you so nervous that you passed out?
motherpuncher 14
maybe it was stage fright? I was a bridesmaid once, it is nerve-wracking to be infront of all those people
icallbullshit 3
^weak
DCFan 9
Nerves probably had nothing to do with it. It could have been something as simple as the bridesmaid locking her knees for an extended period or getting smashed the night before at the bachelorette party.
Calyx_fml 22
Booze. Lots of booze.
luckyd880 12
It was all the anticipation built up for the bouquet toss wasn't it!
TheGewt 7
That, kids, is why you don't lock your knees.
laden_swallow09 35
^ This.
BunBunBabe 8
You're so right, but most people haven't been told this