Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
I hate people
United States
Creeps, creeps everywhere!
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
twinkletoes
United States
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
James
Anxious
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bishops Stortford, United Kingdom
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
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tazzy349 11
Ha ha
ebfh 6
wear gloves if you don't feel secure about your hands. But i'm sure they're beautiful
touch_phobia 13
literally I have done the exact same thing
hegchog12 18
Unless you have massive claws for hands which would probably be quite cool you are indeed insecure.
theflyingellis 26
People make fun of my fingers all of the time... They're extremely long, like Tim Burton animation long. As soon as someone notices them, they immediately become the topic of conversation and people tease me/make fun of them from that point on. Don't worry OP, if fingers are the only thing people can come up with to tease you about, it must mean the rest of you is pretty awesome :) fingers are fingers... Who really cares what they look like?
PricelessUM 6
Me too! I get how you feel my insecurity about my fingers have gotten so bad I had to resort to makeup to feel like I was normal though everyone tells me nothings wrong with them. But to yourself you always feel like you have flaws that aren't even there.
idklife95 5
know that feeling I have that feeling enough with the rest of me. but as soon as I got engaged (**** it can't spell it) and having the ring on my hand I always thought it looked weird
igpay_atinlay86 8
trump