Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
I hate people
United States
Creeps, creeps everywhere!
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
twinkletoes
United States
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
James
Anxious
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bishops Stortford, United Kingdom
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
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Comments (134)
LG1043 0
Your Scared Of People Looking At Your Fingers Im Known As The "Wierd Fingered Guy" Because My Hands Are Double jointed
LG1043 0
Well your insecurity might be superficial.. Mine is a Stunning Reality I Just Realized Amoung My Peers Im Know As The "Wierd Handed Guy" Due To My Fingers Being Double Jointed
5t3ff1k4h 47
Was It Really Necessary To Capitalize Everything? Your First Sentence Started Out Normal. So Why Didn't The Rest Of Them?
SAgirl 23
Why? do you chew your nails?
hayleyjames 0
You're insecure don't know what for youre turning heads when you walk through the door hahaha I had to do it even though I'm going to get eaten for it :p
bloodshot698 0
Unless your megan fox dont worry about it
AJRand 14
I've always been insecure but I've never thought of what my fingers looked like. Thanks to you I've now realized I have freaky nails and am also insecure about them.
sodaluva444 8
well thanks a lot i feel overly self-conscious now i really appreciate it
deransc 19
Why? Do they stink?
kelseymill124 0
I understand where you're coming from!
FMLEveryday235 4
I...this is an FML? I do this every day...