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Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
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Comments (134)
littlemsweirdo 12
Do you have terribly deformed fingers? Because my teacher has extremely hairy and pimples exploding with pus fingers. And she was also born with her pinky flopping the other way. It is GUH-ross.
angelaaortega 2
Thanks for sharing...
kristac123 0
Good way to cheer up OP Smh...
Dnigz13 4
Some people have foot and hand fetishes, so they actually judge people not by how they're face looks or like that but by they're hands or feet
jillybee101 7
Because the first thing I critique about a person is their fingers.
felisaa 5
Don't worry about it so much! There's a lot of worse things than ugly fingers.(:
muFilter 19
Do NOT do acid.
FYLDeep 26
People judging you by your fingers? I wouldn't count on it...
sicwitit 0
I actually don't like people looking at my hands and fingers also I am insecure of them too
br0ccoli 15
"omg look at her dry cuticles" Why insecurity? Take care of yourself and don't give a flying monkey **** about people who have no business being in your business. They probably have uneven ears and morning breath that could be bottled up for use as tear gas.
Bazinga2010 5
Are you the offspring of Freddie Kreuger?
muFilter 19
Reasons I take issue with this comment: A) Pretty sure Krueger's balls were burned off... B) That was a glove, and gloves aren't passed along through heredity. C) Even if gloves were passed along, OP's post concerns fingers. D) Under no circumstances did I want to have to think about a poor mother giving birth to a baby wearing a Freddy Krueger glove, and you have caused me to do so.
Bazinga2010 5
Meh...
groupleader 7
Is it because your boyfriend awoke to you wiping boogers on his mouth?