Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
I hate people
United States
Creeps, creeps everywhere!
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
twinkletoes
United States
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
James
Anxious
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bishops Stortford, United Kingdom
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
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numbersystem 4
Man hands!
DarkHelmet 10
Simple answer...when someone says something about them u disapprove of raise your hand and extend your middle finger
blueandpurpleroc 4
Unless you have hairy sausage fingers that have warts all over them, you should be fine. Not everyone has fairy like hands.
luckyd880 12
My brother and sister both have deformities on their hands (brother has 3 fingers on each hand and my sister has 4 on each hand) and so they are very insecure about their hands, so maybe op has a deformity too. Not everyone was blessed with five fingered friends..just a suggestion.
luckyd880 12
EDIT: When I say "five fingered friends" I was referring to your own hands. As in "not everyone is blessed with five fingers on each hand". Just to clarify.
teague95 16
now I'm all sad :(
luckyd880 12
Don't be sad. My sister is a skilled painter and my brother can kick anyone's butt at video games. You learn to live with what you got. They are used to it and I am too. I don't even remember until I see one of them struggle with something like opening a can of soda or turning a door knob. So if ops hands arent deformed then he/she should really step back and assess the fear and think about others who have it way worse. Don't sweat the small stuff OP, if you really can't get past it though then maybe wear a pair of gloves.
starman02 12
Being insecure is awful! It's like a disease that works it's way all around your body, you worry about one spot.. Than another.. Before you realize your worried about 30 things instead of 1. Your beau! Everyone is! Focus on the good and force the bad shit out! Good luck friend!
RadiationNeon 5
Chop off your fingers. Goodbye insecurities.
KendratheUnicorn 0
But then they're insecure about their nubs, or their fingerless hands! Oh the horror!
KrayKrayGurl117 7
How?... Wat?... WHY?
twifan1901 0
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
muFilter 19
And to what degree or extent?
twifan1901 0
I know how you feel my left hand is ****** up. It's always wierd when I meet new people and thier like OMG what is wrong with your hand.
blackarrow_fml 7
I've been there man. To comfort myself, I looked at other people's fingers and thought about how much worse they were than mine. Oh wait...
TheFamilyElf 17
To me, fingers all look like... Fingers.. Don't worry, OP. chill.