Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
I hate people
United States
Creeps, creeps everywhere!
Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
twinkletoes
United States
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
James
Anxious
Today, I began worrying I have social anxiety, all because while getting dressed I convinced myself that everyone would talk about me behind my back if I wore a striped shirt. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bishops Stortford, United Kingdom
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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grahambertus 11
I think your comment may have been cut sho
x_KL_x 7
Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.
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Comments (134)
AyaLynnLurve 0
No worries. In just as bad as you.
kristac123 0
I always am, well only about my thumbs, they're a bit wider than a normal thumb.
bubo_fml 11
You're doublely ******...If you try to hide your hands in your pockets, everyone will think you're playing pocket pool!
YesyDidWhat 0
2 words "Get Help"
coe08 6
dont worry that happens a lot with me cause my fingers are oddly long calm down
kei1108 13
You're awesome, OP. never feel worse than anyone else! Everyone has their own insecurity, but in the end, that's what brings us all together isn't it?
rougeberry 0
Happens to me all the time
twinkiefeets 17
Thats not an fml that's just stupid.
Alex_Kytes 1
no need to be so full of yourself, no need to fear that people will see you as you are instead of what you want them to see you as.
OffcialLexiB 0
You're not the only one. ._.