Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (117)
ninja_ness 3
all she had to do was get up and walk away
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry, it's a bug! We're "looking into it".
babybubz 0
if you're gonna break up with a guy just because he does something nasty... you might as well be a lesbian.
NeonWar__ 0
no one did. she was just saying.
alexandraa_fml 0
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fruityrainbow86 0
ewwww! that's gross!!... well u should fling sum boogers at him! =P
Ajjas013 6
I saw your comment here Sirin, it's gone now though :/ Whatever, when you say "looking into it"... Something about that makes me trust you. *Makes sarcsastic faces* (No sarcasm inteded) I got the memo though. I'll just sit by in my corner patiently and munch on my cookie dough ice cream until you fix it :)
xoRayRayxo 0
ummmmmmm no comment
darkmis1 18
For all the people telling the OP to dump her boyfriend: It's not something worth breaking up over. All guys do gross things once in a while. I think it's more of a YDI because the OP just sat there without doing anything.
mponce12 0
sick.