Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (117)
KurouTenshi 0
is that humanly possible for you?
xxdirtriderxx15 0
its not immature,its being a big kid.have u tried it?
csh45 0
gross. why would you sit there and watch?
Kelso_24 0
WTF?
drips 0
ew why would yuh put up with that
sydneyanne 0
ewww that's ****** nasty!!!
Ajjas013 6
Being the sole of his actual feet and not his shoes... That has much more meaning *Tears up*
perdix 31
Do I have to point out the sole/soul pun?
Ajjas013 6
No it's ok. I just did it for you :)
Anissa11_fml 0
Gross!!!
roadie42 21
He should have given it to that lady who feeds dead skin to her birds.
drewrox 0
eww
jackie_loka 0
EWW WTF that's gross
Filitov 0
"Today, my boyfriend did something mildly disgusting. FML." I hear the wah-wah sirens going off somewhere.