feckingnasty
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Avomitmous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
fmlpgh
United States
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Lake Oswego, United States
What the…
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Anonymous
East Hampton, United States
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
ewww
United States
Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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sassypenguinxox 15
Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!
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Comments (22)
Takegami 22
EWWEEE
RichardPencil 32
What a coincidence! Your husband and the hunk of dead foot skin are both keepers!!! Consider yourself a lucky gal! Many ladies don’t even have a guy who thoughtlessly discards dead skin, let alone one who appreciates its value!
leeloo7 22
Ewww
Glowworm56 27
I've heard of people eating their boogers, but someone eating their dead skin is new.
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
Ever seen Austin Powers in Goldmember hahaha
Glowworm56 27
Nope--that probably makes me lucky, huh? ;)
DanielleinDC 34
It's one thing to pick your dead foot skin and to be a bit fascinated with what you pull off, but eating it is just beyond the pale.
sassypenguinxox 15
Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember
ffc Squall 14
Hopefully you don't plan on kissing him for a while.
Lobby_Bee 18
Zombies eat humans, but even they won't eat themselves. That's just wrong.
electrodude 15
He’s gold he’s gold he’s gold he’s goldmember
CoyoteOldOne 17
If he does it again, tell him, "At least one of you is a keeper."