Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (117)
Averizzle 0
THREESOME! Oh wait that won't work..
glasgowsmile 0
dude that's funny lol
HunniHeart 4
You're bf is an immature dumbass. I bet he's a duchebag and embarassing to be around.
Ajjas013 6
Yeah a threesome! The guy, his dead skin, a lot of Vaseline, and some cookie dough ice cream.
pendulum2012 0
I'm waiting for all the "OMG UR SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH HE IS ONLY TRYING TO SHOW HIS LOVE AAH I HATE WOMEN" comments
ey3seecold 0
I think you should sit on his face and take a shit!!
manicrose 3
yes, and eat many prunes the night before. YUM
renaet 0
Why were you watching AND LETTING him fling his dead skin at you? That's a definite YDI if you just sit and watch.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
oh hell no datz fuckn nasty!! and immature !
bsalway1212 0
I'm not sure if it's reason to break up with the boyfriend. we don't know how they have been together or how comfortable they feel with each other. it might just be a gross flaw on his part, he probably was Just being a boy thinking it's funny to gross the gf out.
aardvarkish 17
as long as you stay current on your leprosy vaccine, you'll be fine.
Dirtyfaces 0
My girlfriend does the same thing!!!!!
danielle8D 0
#25 and what did you do?
Dirtyfaces 0
nothing! she also burps and blows it in my face and she pants me the other day at the laundry room. good thing no one was around.