Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (117)
Starfire22 5
Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!
Lethario14 0
that's gross
AngryNinja 1
i am impressed. what an original foreplay idea! mmmmm. yummy.
anorexicbarbie 8
ewww that's really disgusting
malmal73 0
get a new bf!
Ajjas013 6
You watched him? WITHOUT POPCORN?! No wonder he threw it at you.
volleyballx3 2
i think its probbb time to get a new boyfriend? that's just grossss !
zuuzuu_fml 0
and u just sat there and watched him!!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
killabee 0
Ewww, it's pretty gross, but hardly worth breaking up over. Just get him back, pee on him in the shower, that sort of thing. :) Just doesn't sound like a relationship ender.
shadaboo2014 0
women don't really have a..."sprayer" if u kno wat I mean lol
Danielt104 6
Seriously! Little things like end relationships, marriages, friendships because no one knows how to talk things out
TempestM 0
Omg #69 EPIC win lmao
nibawan 0
He should have ate it then had a makeout session with you
Averizzle 0
Threesome?
assassinforu 0
dude disgusting!