Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Comments (199)
Gramardam 0
Wow pwned
PuppiesFTW 5
My brother's girlfriend has foot phobia.... But he never did that to her. So yeah fyl.
Utexas913 3
Ha, well, I dated a girl once who hated feet and I would lightly "torment" her as a joke; like tickling someone. He went a bit too far though ha ha. FYL.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I HATE being tickled and would not be at all amused by someone doing that to me. Things like that tend to only be funny from one person's point of view.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
He must be very flexible to be able to pin you down, whilst rubbing his feet in your face. I can definitely see the advantages of this...
icanhazlawlz 0
Hey Gramardam. Nice picture. Bleach FTW.
wyattsawesome 0
He took the sock off of his foot first. Teread the post.
Jazzalyn 10
*looks closer at pic* Oooh! FTW indeed.
manatees_r_epic 0
Aw! That sucks! Why do feet scare you? Just wondering. Did it help? :-)
0opsie 6
Some people just have weird phobias and they're not sure why it scares them. A phobia is an extreme, irrational fear; and there's not always a clear reason behind it.
vollyball921 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i'm claustraphobic at my friends party ther was a maze wer u go thru this thing at the end ther is almost lyk two huge black balloons pushed together n u go thru it I tried started screaming then had to go thru the maze alone wer I was practically hyprovenalating becuz the maze us jst a whole bunch of little rooms. my friends thought tht was halarious xP lol
zinoxity 23
I have the same phobia. We don't know why, but feet disgust us. I wear socks all the time. I don't feel comfortable barefoot. Even my own feet disgust me. it's weird, but.. idk I can't explain it.
xoxilovesoccerxo 0
53. same here ! :P
michalch98 4
Well im not really afraid of anything since I know that death is the worst and not fearong that is what helps you get over everything else. and no its not emo it would if you would like to die or cause harm to yourself. But I definately would never do that to my girlfriend and if she started sobbing I would know that either i would have to pay her back by going out to dinner, letting her get revenge, etc. or I would not be her boyfriend anymore. Plus to the above comment foot phobia is wierd but who knows what happened in their life so...
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
ohh my I am scared of feet too! idk they just grose the shit out of me!!! I would have slapped his ass haha
crazycrackah101 0
woahh yah are wierdd. I love being barefoot!(:
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#47 Good God... The English language has been sucessfully massacred.
frozzenhart 0
#60 death is not the worst , people are not actually afraid of death , they are afraid of what comes after it .
frozzenhart 0
75*
tati3092 1
I am afraid of throw up, when people do it when I do and everything. it's called emetphobia and it's the worst thing ever to be afraid of something that everybody including yourself does :( but phobias usually become phobias cuz of something traumatic that involved ur fear that has happened to u. it's unexplainable and it sucks
MadPercussion 0
What's with all these people being afraid of feet!? it's part of your body. I guess I don't understand but it just seems SO weird to me. What if you were afraid of your face?
btnhdude 0
some of them are probably saying they're scared of feet too because somebody said commented that they also have a phobia of feet
Person000 0
to the previous comment about death. You better be damn afraid if death. I don't wanna bash religion but I think it was made up by people afraid to face the reality of science. think about dying, you never come back you spend eternity rotting. FOREVER. It doesn't end ever. that's kind of a reason I don't know if I believe in heaven. Do you spend eternity in heaven? it never ever ends.
beeth 2
Good grief. You are functionally illiterate.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#101, you might need help. If you don't believe in an afterlife, what is there to fear? You'll be dead. You won't feel anything or care about rotting.
caits13 0
i have emetophobia too- fear of seeing people vomit.
crazycrackah101 0
Mann, nobody cares!
xomollziexo17 1
yea 86 i have the same thing im like deathly afraid of people throwing up even when animals do it i run the other direction. i guess i just hate the whole idea and it grosses me out and i just perfer not to be around it and when i think someones going to i get the heck outta there. and i also hate when i do it and i havent thrown up for about the last 10 years.
Kamirose 4
@101: Religion wasn't made up by people "afraid to face the reality of science," religion began BEFORE science because it was the only real way to make sense of the world. Also, you don't spend eternity rotting. The minerals that make up your body become parts of other living organisms. It's called "conservation of matter."
tati3092 1
so I'm not the only one who is afraid of throw up? oh man I'm glad to hear that I thought I was crazy
Liddy514 3
@ #101. Agreed. However, that is a person's personal point of view whether they believe in the hereafter or not. Science has indeed been proven, but faith is a belief.
MrCorn234 6
Haha, wow, there are two conversations going on here, one about death and the afterlife, one about vomit phobia. On an FML about a cruel boyfriend. Delightfully random.
amounirl 0
systematic desensitization
ZeroIce 12
Feet freak me out to sometimes... :(
valdancer99 0
Bonita4301: Please don't type "lyk dis"
alexisssssssss 0
47- your an idiott i hate the way you talk
presque_fml 11
Vomit phobia here too! Ugh I hate it so much >.
iatetheworld 0
Did it help?
savs11 13
probably made things worse.
MissAmz 7
I agree.
BadKitty13 28
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! You poor thing. How gross is that >>>
stephy228 0
feet r gross & u need a new bf
BayBeezy 0
most definitely agree. op, ydi for staying with a douchbag bf
picklezz123 5
terrible bf
Poepiepiesie 3
Imagine she had a penis phobia. Cant imagine what kind of cockslap scene would've taken place.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
kheartz 0
agreed! that's just sick!
HUGBUG 23
Punch his dick instead
GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
Mokiikom_fml 8
^ THIS.
Hockeyboy4280 18
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
iSpaceShuttle 0
What a jeerrk : (
PuntingYoshi 0
There's only one "e" and one "r" in "jerk."
manurwickd 1
9 - you are soo fit
heeybreh 0
y r u ugly? js.
bridawg 0
IN THE FACEE!!!!!!!
ritchgirl1 0
LOL!