Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
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hikurashi83 15
Am I the only one who noticed how well this was written?
Just_A_Tree 20
Use Cheerios for target practice?
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Comments (57)
worldclassrager 41
Just point and shoot...maybe have a freshener stamped in for him to aim at
DenverTyrrell 13
What the hell that's just discussing! Try think of a way to get your own back
messymessiah 11
people in my family do this all the time. it's disgusting. if you can't get it in the bowl, sit down! I don't care if that is "peeing like a girl"
classicsparkles 17
You have to fight gross with grosser. Leave blood all up in the toilet and on the seat and make sure he knows you don't have to clean up after yourself if he will not do the same.
Brandi_Faith 34
This is so gross and so hilarious at the same time!
Sasquatch94 6
Congratulations. you are now the proud owner of a sociopath.
klenorris 15
mop it up with his shirt!
batman0231369 1
Wow that happens to me to
KB503 15
It's actually pretty challenging.
ZeFlamingIdiot 3
You and me both except my brother shoots a 9 mm pistol and then refugee to clean up
emowolfmaster 2
punch him every time he misses or doesn't clean it up. that's what I'd do.