Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.
hellohello9 0
where were you looking before you looked up at him?
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TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.
DameGreyWulf 1
Pffft, no kidding! It's not that god damned hard. Even when I was going to crap myself or seemingly projectile vomit, I remembered to shut the door.
the_stereotype 0
idk...i think i'd rather have someone watch me crap than close the door and then end up crapping in my pants and then have to clean it out later as well.
JustinBieberIsOK 0
(her) not a guy! lolz
Clare420 0
I disagree. your brothers friend is a perv he should have just shut the door. FYL
BlanketHogger 0
OP is a girl
solid2dew 6
His meaning her brothers friend.
hellohello9 0
where were you looking before you looked up at him?
Fmyspam 0
Taking a sexy crap. Duh?
crackberrie 0
more like f your brother's friend's life!! but yea this is pretty embarrassing
awkwardturtley 0
haha it would be if he hadn't just stood there *watching* her o.O
Tess_fml 7
Ouch, I feel for you D:
krazybabie 0
ewwwww sick bastard- the friend I mean!
terrta_merrta 0
lets hope your crapping didn't traumatize him.
IloveComics 0
Well, that's disgusting. Something like that happened to me before. He was a couple years younger and saw my boobs. :( I feel for you. At least, it's not totally bad. :D
sugar_407 0
who cares.
curlyfriez 0
eeewwwwww He's a Cochino!!!!!!!!
Intoxicunt 6
He wanted a Cleveland Steamer. Humor him.
jackkerouc9 0
no he wanted a reverse blumpkin. Instead of the guy recieving oral sex while taking a shit, she gives it to him while she *****. Or maybe he wanted to give her a blumpkin? Idk, I am not into skat fetishes.
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. I like it. I mean, not the act, the term "reverse blumpkin". For the record, I'm not either. >_>
Bloodknight 22
Wow, this one actually made me cringe.