Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 34
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
Louve55555_fml 5
If he loves you, there are so many other ways to make him happy ! I'm sure that he will feel the difference if you find together something that will make you as crazy as him, and he will like it even more ! It will hurt you for sure if you don't tell him :c
scorpio_mist 3
have some standards lady. starting with not dating hypocrites
HaHaCatsDotDot 3
Tell him "No that's disgusting" :P
OleReliable 7
What's wrong with him? Pussy tastes sooooo good!
Kamp_West 11
sounds like he only does it, so you'll return the favor. it's not a selfless thing, if he's acting like that afterward. he's only doing it for one reason. and if don't enjoy either act, you should tell him so.
slimashli 7
this is the kindof fml that makes me truly grateful that I dont have a boyfriend thats an asshole like this haha no offense but i just dont understand it
kevifiles13 4
Idk what wrong with these men. that the key to immortality! ??? lol
casssssssie 2
break up with him
kfinch7 10
I haaaaaate when guys do that! Makes me so mad.
ForeverJasmine 26
My boyfriend found it gross when I first met him and I thought he wasn't going to do it. But I told him that he wasn't going to get ******** if he didn't go down on me, now he goes down on me because he knows it really turns me on?