Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 34
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
millertime911 15
time to move on op! a girls got needs too! dam selfish pricks! lmao!
trishmonster 12
Dump that shit like it's week old garbage.
Tetraful 1
If any guy rejects going down on a girl, hes most likely gay....
_Buttons_ 11
Gotta Give To Receive
andrewtyl 5
I apologize for my gender. If i were you, id be like 'You want a *******? Eat me out first or you get nothing!'
pablo2plato 6
It is amazing how ill-informed, miss-guided, repressed, and hypocritical we Americans can be here at the beginning of the 21st Century...oh, wait! Why wouldn't we be? Sex education in schools is a joke, IF it is provided - it is never TAUGHT! Information regarding sex and any activities that are a part of sex are a taboo that results in it being a vice. A VICE!! Smoking, gambling, drinking, drugs, sex! Something that EVERYONE MUST do in order for the human race to continue and as a significant function of a healthy and successful relationship and it is treated in the same vain as activities and behaviors we generally consider "Disgusting" or "Bad for You" or "A Secret Thrill". Most of the information men get regarding the manner in which to treat women in the bedroom, or wherever they manage to convince a partner to engage in sex, and the activities they believe are appropriate and interesting to engage in (for themselves as well as their partners) comes from the fantasies and "Reports of Amorous Activities" (Read here 'Fantasies' regardless of how they are supposed to be believed!) by their fellow Horn-Dogs. The likelihood of running into a Man with reasonably sane and well developed sexual behaviors and imaginings is on par with running into a Woman who Loves everything about sex, including the mess and especially who they are having sex with.
menobueno 5
Well going down on a girls a bit gross,then again u don't get dick hair stuck in your teeth....
paxtramp 1
I was pretty surprised when my gf didn't want me to go down on her. I enjoy giving that kind of amazing pleasure, but she's very uncomfortable with it. But she quite likes giving bjs which I happily accept.
Abdelhady 6
I admit it, he is an A-class asshole, but u can still work it out with someone else and send him a selfie getting all the fun
blazeyy101 7
Dump that man *****