scorpio_mist

34 years-old

Anonymous 14 April 2014, 20:12 Ellicott City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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Yupppp. 11 February 2015, 06:25 Flushing, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

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