Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Top comments
icychill67 1
as long as she is not mad it should be all good
Arteaga 0
Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay
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Comments (114)
ckrebbs 0
hey 26 that ***** annoying stop bein an idiot you 12 year old. who cares if someone dared you to do it still makes you look like a dumb ass
ZeroMachine 3
Well that's better than her firing you.
flotar 0
not a fml moment for you. You kept your job and your boss seems happy having you around.
txdiva 0
It's probably not what you said that makes her laugh. You were probably so drunk, you showed her your dick!!! And it's that tiny image that makes her laugh!!!!
Ookami87 0
I have been so drunk, that i had to hold on tight while lying on the floor, but i always know what i do or say, To drunk is a lame excuse to do what you dont have courage to do sober.
twilight_0118 0
hahaha wow u derserve it for being stupid enough to be drinking around your boss, op.
perdix 31
Three inches is nothing to brag about.
lpnkprincess 0
alask #40 I bet u don't even know where it is on the map
WhtRabbid 2
You're not gonna get fired as long as she laughs =)
lovin_darkness 0
i agree with #9. at least you didnt get fired YLS OP