Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Top comments
icychill67 1
as long as she is not mad it should be all good
Arteaga 0
Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay
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Comments (114)
AnthonyD86 0
poor form. that's why people only get "business drunk" with coworkers and bosses. good luck.
jam4 0
tell her wassup
P_Mitch_M 0
Atleast she isn't mad at you - That is probably the only good thing I can think of for this FML You might get fired, but I highly doubt it
blastvortex 4
Open mouth, insert bottle.
drinkinpints 0
you probably asked her to play with your one eyed snake
persephone13 0
Hey, listen--at least she's laughing and not firing your ass!
Blhblhblh 0
haha. Sucks to be you!
Tombstoney 0
YDI - Anything that can be described as "I got drunk and I did x" = YDI. But hey, you've still got your job.
HeXr 22
you probably tried something pathedic to hit on her, you never had any sliver of a chance, and now she feels it's too cruel to fire a retard. plus its too much fun laughing at you. YDI for not knowing how to hold your alcohol.
babygray12 0
not an fml