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Not so glam now

By Fuck off - 10/08/2026 12:00 - United States

Today, I shelled out the big bucks to stay at a luxurious glamping site in the mountains for some much-needed R&R. It was great… or would have been, were it not for the party animals in the other unit. Despite being fifty yards away, I could make out every word of the shit rap they blasted for 12 hours straight. FML

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DLBL 21

Monday 10 August 2026 18:53

That's AWFUL! The sounds of nature are so beautiful! Those ass hats should have stayed in the city.

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DLBL 21

Monday 10 August 2026 18:53

That's AWFUL! The sounds of nature are so beautiful! Those ass hats should have stayed in the city.

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