Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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Queensland 27
And you just... Let him hump your leg?
james98e 15
At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?
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Comments (93)
spookyboy 20
Look on the bright side, puppies are cute, bounding with energy, and super cuddly! Just make sure you house train him
vikky538 29
I think he just mixed leg day with hump day...
nellyphant 18
Once my boyfriend orgasmed whilst giving me oral! Win-win!
vlalam 24
awwwww...
nider 19
I was reading an article just the other day about how there's a lot of stuff we don't know scientifically about sex and the body's reaction. I wanted to try and find it again so I could reference it here but I haven't been able to track it down. One thing I do remember from the article was mention of a man who had spinal nerve damage so he couldn't ******, but he could still gain an erection and through stimulation, ejaculate. There was local organic process still occurring, but a disconnect from some of the wider body-processes normally in play. That's really a long was of me saying that from my understanding: the mind and mental process can influence how readily an ****** is achieved. If I were to hazard a guess: he found you really attractive and sexy at that point.
nider 19
And the obligatory pun: I'm sure if you keep working at it, he'll come right.
honeymoonroyale 20
I want to keep this comment forever. Well said.
ekim300 26
Okay. Just how long did you let him hump your leg so that he could ******? Either way I'm sure it was awkward, be it a long time or a few seconds..
beararm 11
So u jst sat there and watched him get there?
mosquito19 14
a premature ejaculating puppy
born_hustla 26
Damn OP, you got it going on!! That's powerful!
jqmalang 17
DA ****?