Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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Top comments
Queensland 27
And you just... Let him hump your leg?
james98e 15
At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?
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Comments (93)
assurant 12
ask the puppy to do doggy style then i'm sure he will comply
demonwolfmaster 26
There are human pups out there, he might be in to pup play. might want to look in to it.
bbylette 13
I had an ex once who was into pup play, she was awesome
demonwolfmaster 26
Pup play is fun, im a pup my self and collard, its a life style and i think for ops sake she may want to look in to it since it can open a new world of fun with her bf.
bbylette 13
I bet, I'm not a pup I'm more off a submissive, but I do think they should give it a try. could be fun for them
Rawrshi 25
Yay human pups! They're so fun to be around. I'm a kitty myself but pups are great too! A pup in headspace is one of the best persons to be around. OP is quite lucky if that's the case.
brokenjawskhan 21
You are his bitch ;)
bombielol 20
well maybe he's just really attracted to you
KinkyMissBinky 23
At least you know he's easy to please.
Dick_diamond 22
Well, it's been said men are dogs. Now you have proof.
Enslaved 38
I've heard of a breast man and even an ass man butt this is the first time I've heard of a leg man?!
Vestin 18
All Mega Man robot masters, BTW.
Ichiya 29
She's got legs and she knows how to use them. She never begs she knows how to choose them.
daemonsparta 16
im a breast butt and leg man...though i prefer my girls legs around me ;)
patrickalamo 48
That is a ruff situation. Smack him on his nose next time.
Goblin182 27
You say "managed to ******" like that's a hard thing for a guy to do.
Flyndaran 10
As someone that suffered severe anorgasmia, you are so painfully wrong.
pjsr 33
That dirty dog! If he puts his paws on you in a way you don't like, just throw the nearest object and yell 'Fetch!'