Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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Top comments
Queensland 27
And you just... Let him hump your leg?
james98e 15
At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?
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james98e 15
At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?
CatLady4Lyf 30
I think OP's boyfriend just needs a bit of obedience training.
NeatNit 33
you mean all the fur and his tiny size didn't tip you off? YDI :P
EmoKami 21
So long as he doesn't go humping every thing that crosses his path like a dog when it's horny...
FemskyD 26
Haha poor you, i think The first times the pleasure wont last to long
pjsr 33
Apparently it lasted long enough for the boyfriend ;)
Queensland 27
And you just... Let him hump your leg?
taybear0 14
i know this fml sounds odd, but i think couples should be able to do weird and goofy stuff in front of each other. if my boyfriend did that, i'd really just laugh and go along with it
fifi125 21
#6 I think it goes past "goofy" if he is orgasming from it....
tossaway2321 5
Not really, unless orgasming isn't a socially normal thing...
iLike2Teabag 27
Orgasming is normal, I've been told. I've also been told that teabagging is "normal", so take my advice with a grain of salt.
Queensland 27
I agree #6, however. I'm saying when OP saw he was sexually pleasuring himself on her leg, and still let him, is a lot strange.
DomiLove 26
Lol my dad started humping my moms leg in front of me then pretended to ****** and "fell asleep" using my moms shoulder as a pillow. It was awkward
teentee401 37
^Family counseling?
incoherentrmblr 22
Time to give a f**k... and f**k...
lifeofpie25 16
what brought him so low? :)
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
This doesn't make him "low". They may of been goofing around.
Oh_bother44 11
I thought they meant "low" as in low to the ground... For example my bf is taller than me which puts his dick height just below my hip so for him to hump my leg he'd have to be lower :P maybe they were cuddling/ on the sofa (or in bed) and the bf happened to be "lower"
A07 48
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
PerditaDessa 38
Awe, poor guy. It's not hard to get over excited. At least puppies are easy to train.
Exodiafinder687 58
I don't think that's what they mean by doggy style.
rockwrench 18
It's a clear case of puppy love.
Ichiya 29
That is puppy style.
LittleBastard 20
Always that one guy that kills it. :(
meli1195 31
he must think you're very good looking OP!
erptwerp 26
I dunno, I'm a girl and I get off humping legs sometimes. ;]
Polynomial 28
Call me
hailzz_96 18
Same lmao
booze_n_bitches 37
Good news for the future, if you're ever "not in the mood" he can just shut his eyes, hump a pillow, and still have a wonderful time.
onlychildFTW 34
Well humping a pillow does feel pretty damn good I'll admit.