Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
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tellithowitis 13
Don't even try to explain... No use.
McMan 23
Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.
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Comments (90)
mariemariefyl 0
Stfu
sloopyreddress 0
Your "drunken mother" had bronchitis, a sinus infection, & a fever of 101. Your "drunken mother" had not passed out, she had taken Nyquil and her antibiotics.
Gbtel 0
Anyone else realize this was a Saturday?
kainpwnsu 19
I suggest trading her in for a new model. Perhaps look into a lease option, until you're out on your own.
clm123455 14
I am sorry your mom is like that. Unfortunately my mom was like that. Soon enough she might realize that isn't the way to live, much like my mom did. I hope the best!
om102907 4
Somebody needs to call child protective services for your sake.
whyyyy_meeee 9
sorry, you have to take care of her. It's a full time job and you won't get to be a kid.
elliottthefmlgod 0
If your younger than 14 then your mother shouldn't be drunk around you if your older than that I'm sorry