Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
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tellithowitis 13
Don't even try to explain... No use.
McMan 23
Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.
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Comments (90)
Unincredible 5
I just want to know which pricks put YDI for this FML... I would like to know how this is OP's fault.
pulore 3
I so agree! What kind of heartless freaking idiots would post that OP deserves this! Some people! Just a bunch of stupid idiots with nothing better to do! So sorry for rambling on but that just pisses me off to no end!
LillieBear 0
Was it 5 o'clock before or after you explained it?
micheal259 4
"I got your back bro"
clm123455 14
Hahaha, way to be. Your comment made me laugh pretty hard. Lol(:
hateevryone 15
smh....she does not need to be drinking.
conqueror57 11
Based on the tense with which you started to write your FML, you should have finished, "I'd already," not, "I've already." Maybe if you payed enough attention in school to learn this, your mom, drunk or not, would believe you had gone to school.
clm123455 14
Don't be rude.
pulore 3
Although the way you explained your FML was definately humorous, I just wanted to say that I feel for you having an alcoholic mother. I grew up with one as well and the funny moments are few and far between but it's the embarrassing ones that will unfortunately scar for life! I hope your mother sees that you are worth far more than stupid alcohol and gets it together for both of your sakes. Wishing you the best OP.
sabrinamarie3 15
Let her yell. If you keep trying to explain, shell just rampage even more. * had experience *
lockerbilr 0
Too bad.
anneboleyn994 2
I'm sorry. Having a parent with a drinking problem (which I'm assuming your mom has; if I'm wrong and this was just a one time thing then I apologize) is really hard.
TheNinjaBacon 8
U shoulda ditched!! Just kiddin