Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
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paravoz 30
Next time record it for evidence
FrostyNipz19 12
just ask her who was driving that night
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Comments (45)
paravoz 30
Next time record it for evidence
ScarredVox92 16
Best advice right here. ^
Hoopachi 19
And maybe blackmail in the future
elusiveshame 22
Because so many wonderful things happen when you blackmail anyone, especially a parent.
FrostyNipz19 12
just ask her who was driving that night
pimpmilk69 18
don't you love family time.
WolfAvenge 22
Ask her if she can remember anything from last night, when she doesn't answer or says no, explain in great detail the concert and her drunken state.
Makko 20
Slap her in the face... Maybe that will jog her memory!
tfriend3 15
Or get him grounded for the rest of his life.
itsme82 18
You think hitting women is okay? There is something wrong with you!!
countryb_cth 38
Hitting anyone isn't ok, no matter what gender.
Jujuboo_3 25
Parents are just great, aren't they? It sounds like she keeps her rules grounded.
ScarredVox92 16
Gotta love hypocrisy. It's what makes the world go round.
leogachi 15
How is that hypocrisy?
fakedsincerity 32
she grounded her kid for drinking when she was drunk herself... how is it not hypocrisy?
tranced_ 45
If only you had solid proof like pictures or so otherwise she's just going to deny everything.
tfriend3 15
Being a good child comes with a price buddy. Jk but I'm curious as to why you were at a concert with your mom? Is it because she has the tendency to get drunk or do you guys like the same artists? The former could get you out of punishment and the latter would be a little awkward.
leogachi 15
What's awkward about enjoying Def Lepard?
jadeleepenguin 29
Is it weird to go to concerts with your mum? I've been with mine a few times. She's awesome in a mosh pit.
kbecks87 16
My mom and I are good friends and have, almost always, enjoyed the same things. I have gone to many concerts with her.
WOTAN1488 24
Wow what a mother. Record her next time or something. Take pictures. PROOF.
FlyingMoonLady 11
I hate when parents turn things on you like that, sorry OP! Next time just record her, as evidence.