Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML
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Top comments
missbadluk 0
That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.
Mikko8 15
At least you know that now.
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Comments (170)
Happiness2Joy 3
Your girlfriend must be a smart one to be waiting for you to prove if you have an STD or not
Happiness2Joy 3
Your girlfriend must be a smart one to be waiting for you to prove if you have an STD or not.
yummcookie 0
Surely wearing a condom would mean it doesn't matter?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Even if he wore a condom, it could break or something. If I were the girl, I wouldn't let him anywhere near me if he had an STD. He did something stupid in his past (not using protection obviously, or at least not properly) and I wouldn't want to have to pay for it by also receiving his disease. OP, YDI for not being cautious enough. I hope your girlfriend dumps you.
Climaxx 11
If you aint got the rubber, there will be no hubba hubba.
caity878 0
Hahaha sucks for u!!!
sexylol_fml 4
No sex for you now!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI, hands down. Even if you wore a condom with your current girlfriend, it could break or something. If I were her, I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't want to get a disease from you because of something stupid you did in the past (meaning you either didn't use protection or you didn't use it properly, not to mention sleeping with someone else who had an STD to begin with...Lord knows where the chain started). I wouldn't be surprised if she dumped you, nor would I blame her.
hunteryager 18
Wow, you are one low and poorly educated person.
chronick89 5
My worst fear!! :s
sleepindevil 15
Damn that sucks but hey, most STDs are non life threatening. Also sex without a condom isn't the only way to pass on/get an STD so the comments bashing you about no condom are just ignorant. Hopefully you can get some treatment and lesson any symptoms!!
afulks78 11
Good thing you got tested