Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a urinary tract infection. I didn’t realize men could get those. Worse yet, my girlfriend thinks it’s an STI because, “IF I’M NOT FUCKING YOU, SOMEONE MUST BE!” FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to break a recent dry spell brought on my sickness, stress, and a death in the family. She asked me for sex, but I’m too stressed out even to consider it. Looks like the dry spell is extended indefinitely and it’s all my fault. I’m a shitty boyfriend. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Anderling 33
Aaand this is why it's advised to get a full screening when you're going to be exclusive with someone new. It sucks that you found out like this though.
Bammer1389 7
No sex in 15 years?!? That’s not a girlfriend that’s a friend and not a very good one by the sounds of things.
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Anderling 33
Aaand this is why it's advised to get a full screening when you're going to be exclusive with someone new. It sucks that you found out like this though.
RichardPencil 32
You haven't had sex in 15 years? You don't have a girlfriend -- you have a buddy.
Bammer1389 7
No sex in 15 years?!? That’s not a girlfriend that’s a friend and not a very good one by the sounds of things.
lilacgold 16
OP could be asexual and very content not having sex for all you know - 15 years ago might be the last time they gave into pressure to do it. Lack of sex doesn't automatically mean an unhappy relationship.
idragosani 17
You had an STI for 15 years?
mechgineer 3
if it’s a virus, it could remain dormant in him for his whole life, but it could active in someone else’s body. If it’s not a dormant virus then IDFK