Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
HeavyScout 0
OP was probably trapped by a giant, metal beast. Then, her mother approached with the cursed sharpie and drew circles just above OP's breasts, thus forbidding her from wearing low-cut shirts for all eternity.
slushpup9696 12
Seems legit.
indielove 13
Parenting at its finest.
cupcakemann95 7
Or she was asleep...
DoubleDose 0
Draw a circle at her waistline and tell her "if I ever see your pants above that circle I'm putting you in a home
gabbymcg 9
Lol, "nanapants"
abudali911 3
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lol
HeavyScout 0
What an authentic comment! I applaud your originality!
btnhdude 0
I dunno man, it isn't creative. But you dont see anyone else write 'lol'. Hmmm... The Battle of Bunker Hill was actually fought on Breed's Hill.
uffiewuffie 0
What a well thought out and clever comment!
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
aruam365 24
That's quite extreme. However, my guess is that OP's clothing was very, very low cut and sheer and that her mom had spoken to her and she hadn't listened. OP, maybe at this age guys pay more attention to girls who dress like that. But, it's unlikely you'll meet a nice guy who will treat you well by dressing like you're easy.
fuckyalol 0
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The mom is a bitch. Dont thumb down Because "the mother was trying to help" or "the daughter was dressing slutty". That is the style. The mom is an old bitch. Having cleavage might have been ban when she was a kid but now it's ****** up not. OP'S MOM: **** YOU OLD BITCH
macdaddymady 8
I would kill my mom if she tried to do this to me. I know when skin is too much skin but if she's doesn't like what you wear she shouldn't buy them in the first place.
iFizzgig 11
180-You probably should of had a circle drawn on you too if your talking like this about the mother...just sayin
6u174r_d00d 6
It was a bullseye, not a circle.
rexgar2000 10
cum shot!!! get it? lol too far I know.
jackrileymac 4
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Your a heavy sleeper....
HeavyScout 0
OP wasn't sleeping...
EelJumpsRope 0
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17- Because you were there, right?
Sierz 0
It says nowhere in the FML that the OP was sleeping, n00btard
EelJumpsRope 0
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53- Oh, right. I'd like you to read us the sentence where she stated she was awake because I sure as hell didn't read that.
Sierz 0
Read it again, read it about 10 more times if you are that stupid. Especially since "my mom said..." think about it, if she was asleep how the hell would she know what her mom said. You fail, use some common sense
ShyAnn29 15
Well, maybe she woke up with the red circle above her breasts, then asked her mom about it...
duckie227 22
Hey 58. 84 kinda has a valid point there
Sierz 0
If the FML was written a different way then I'd be possible, bit I'm sure if she was sleeping, she would mention it, being quite an important detail.
Sierz 0
*it'd *but I hate writing on iPods...
thaCODgod 4
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you let her draw circles around your ****??
edgestr 2
Above, re-read the FML.
samsea 5
Read the fml before you say stupid shit.
csosa187 1
-_-'
cbdee 8
I'm so using that one!
ShutUpAndStare 7
Lol me 2
Enslaved 38
No hoochie mamas under her roof!
almedalove 0
Haha too funny I love it
iEthan 5
The anti-**** operation. We need more of those.
Sierz 0
^this
Soloman212 28
Thank you, Sierz, for pointing me in the right direction. I was a bit disorientated at first, and couldn't find the comment!
Sierz 0
No problem, I always have that issue
VeganVampyre 27
I agree. However, we don't know how high above her breast the circle was... There is such a thing as going too far, and maybe the girl doesn't wear stuff that low cut anyway but her mother is a little... paranoid? Just saying, it's a possibility.
iEthan 5
^__^ Hey. What are you doing up there?
tripwik 7
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Get old enough to move out and you wont have to worry about your mom not wanting you to look slutty. Or she is just really really conservative and in that case yeah your life sucks!
RedPillSucks 33
Her life sucks because her mom doesn't want her to dress like a prostitute?