Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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JazzHandsFML 28
nothing to be embarrassed about.
awildwhisper 30
Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.
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Comments (93)
JazzHandsFML 28
nothing to be embarrassed about.
awildwhisper 30
Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
At least it was free!
whysobeachy 37
Exactly what I was going to say. I'm a 20 year-old virgin, and although I joke about it often, I really don't mind it. It gets frustrating sometimes, but it's definitely nothing to be embarrassed about.
UnknownUs3r 3
I am in the same boat. An interesting story about that is I had to hold an event about sexual health even though I've never done anything nor will I for a long time. I also had to buy condoms for the event and hand them out.
TheRussianNavy 11
Perfectly normal.
rebeccabyram 15
be proud, I'm a 26yo female virgin
yankesik 16
I'm going to one-up you, I'm a 20-years old virgin, but I've also got HPV. Way to go, life, way to go.
olleekenberg 20
#65 We can see on your profile frame that you are a male...
karigaskarth 18
Nothing to be embarrassed about OP! I'm sorry you had to go through that though
mystam4 17
nothing to be embarrassed about op
youdontsay123456 21
Don't worry. They've seen worse. At least you don't have to worry about STI/STD. You aren't the only virgin, OP. Don't be embarrassed
TH_Insomniak 15
uhm? Tf she doesn't. it may be a "sexually transmitted disease" but all it takes Is a drop of saliva to catch one. (Idk about chlamydia, but in general.)
heartofhannah 28
That is not true. Sexually transmitted diseases are transmitted that way exactly, sexually.
militarybrat 21
59 you can be a virgin (technically) and have oral and (rarely) get genital herpes. So yes, you can.
The_ghetto_mango 25
#61- then why is it called a SEXUALLY transmitted disease? And why can't anybody explain how having oral sex is cool?
ccameron12 21
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin if you're happy with who you are. And that's a lot better than having an STD
KayleeFrye 39
No reason to be embarrassed about your virginity. As long as you practice safe sex whenever you do lose it, you have nothing to worry or be ashamed about.
StarOfDoom 26
That's not really a bad thing though, good for you! c:
kowsee 22
That's ridiculously weird to just give out a free sti test...
igive 29
Do you know how many people are out there with an STI and still having sex because they are unaware?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
You won't think it's ridiculously weird when you need and STI test but can't pay for it.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe the local health board got a grant and is trying to get doctors to give out this test due to a high incidence in the area.
kowsee 22
I get that, guess being from Canada that made me under-think that.
SomewhatNuts 19
What does being from Canada have anything to do with this? I am from Canada and get my STD/STI tests every 3 months for free, whether I'm in a long term relationship or not. Better safe than sorry. And that's awesome that the OP was able to get the test for free regardless if they are a virgin or not. It's a step in the right direction since most places have to pay for anything medical related.
dutchy86 20
she just wants to say that Canadians don't have std's! what's wrong with that?
Feklfekl2222 32
All sexual health screening is free over here, there are loads of places where you can just pick up free postal chlamydia/gonorrhoea tests without even having to speak to anyone. Makes sense to me, preventing spread is the best way to deal with it
PhoenixChick 26
It's important to feel comfortable talking with your doctor honestly about your health. Keep in mind that they probably would agree that from a health standpoint, virgin is no bad thing as it guarantees you are disease free. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
0to100rq 6
Wow, You're still a virgin? Nnnnneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
pandalover69 26
Haven't you heard, being a nerd is cool now. Jerk.
heartofhannah 28
You're 12 years old, aren't you?
TAntobella 14
You are an embarrassed virgin yourself #11, aren't you?
mariri9206 32
Just know nerds have a candy named after them.
The_ghetto_mango 25
#11-Nerds make the world go round, idiot. You wouldn't be on your device and commenting if nerds weren't around. And, OP is totally STI/STD free. I bet you are a *****. Or manwhore. OR a embarrassed virgin yourself. There is NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING bad about being a nerd.