Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML
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Top comments
missbadluk 0
That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.
Mikko8 15
At least you know that now.
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Comments (170)
dreemzzz80 0
kudos to ur girlfriend for being smart hopefully you didnt lie to her about the real results
skyeyez9 25
Good thing your gf was persistent in getting your std checkup.
jaminjames 0
60-your right these people aren't really the hardest boners at the strip club
bikramkohli 11
As someone who is in college and has taken several classes on STIs, the ignorance on here amazes me. I was amazed at the stats shown in those classes, but if most people around the US have the same opinion as I'm seeing here, it's not surprising. Condoms don't prevent STIs. They reduce the risk. You can still get an infection 'cause most don't require penetrative sex (like HPV, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia). Genital contact or oral sex is more than enough. Also, men aren't symptomatic in quite a few of these STIs, so it's not surprising that op didn't know he had one. Fyl, op, and I hope it's something that can be treated. Kudos to the gf for being smart!
bikramkohli 11
Damn that wasn't meant to be that long a comment. Oops
ShyAnn29 15
You're right! I got herpes even though there was no penetration, it was just genital contact, so you have to be careful!
frankwolf86 0
I'm proud of u OP it takes a real man to actually go out and gey tested best of luck
purple91 8
A real man? Pfft. Any self respecting, responsible person who is sexually active gets tested regularly, idiot.
AshleyEmazing 0
That's terrible, I'm sorry. At least you got tested! For those saying to wrap it up, you can still get HPV if you don't. Skin to skin contact, which can lead to the type where you get genital warts. Even better, a lot of people don't show signs when they have it.
nubx 0
How stupid are you people? You can get that without sex.
arin2009 0
His tag name obviously means crabs, context clues, no most doctors actually font write out full procedures most use shorthand, don't hate just cause I'm busy and don't want to write out full words, why does it matter so much to you? Honestly who cares,
arin2009 0
Thanks 74 that's what I was trying to say
arin2009 0
Yeah sorry I just hate when people are ignorant, it got the better of me